Friday, September 28, 2007

Today's Topic: Cars


Do you drive a cool car? I doubt it. Non-cool cars/things car related:
  1. Any car that is Gold or Yellow
  2. Cars with pin stripes
  3. Pontiac Aztec's. If you have one please drive straight to a car dealer and lose it. If it is Yellow please set it free off a cliff.
  4. Cars with hub caps. This is OK if you have a cheap car. This is not OK if you buy a real car and do not opt for real rims.
  5. Leaving the Dealer license tag frame on the car after taking the car home. Seriously? You left yours on? It looks ridiculous.
  6. Even worse, leaving the sticker of the Dealership on the back of the car. This looks awful. Go outside and remove it right now. I will wait.
  7. The Chrysler 300M. This is not a cool car. This is a ridiculous looking junky car. Trust me, people are only looking at you to see who actually walked into a Chrysler dealership and thought, "that is a nice looking car, I think I will buy it". Really? You thought it looked good? Seriously? Did you also think it was well built?
  8. Honor Student stickers. No one cares less about your kid than the person driving behind you.
  9. People that will only buy American cars. I am sure my Acura has more American supplied parts than any "American" car out there. Many are made in Canada and Mexico. Get over it.
  10. People that buy the undercoating on a new car and think they got a good deal on the car. You didn't.
  11. PT Cruisers.
  12. Chevy HHR and SSR
  13. People who stop a football fields length behind the person in front of them at a red light.