Things For Guys

1. Not cool if you drive a VW Beetle
   
2. Wear pants that are patchwork or pastel in color
3. Have a cell phone that is red or any color other than black, gray, silver, or dark blue
   
4. Carry a man bag
5. Keep your keys and/or wallet attached to your jeans via a chain of some kind
6. Wear t-shirts representing beers and especially bad beers (e.g. Bud, Miller Lite, etc.)
7. Drink bad beers (e.g. Bud, Miller Lite, Coors, most other mass produced American beers)
8. If you yell "Number 1" or hold up one finger in the air at a ball game whenever your team does something decent but in reality your team sucks and is not even ranked
   
9. If you can name a single Britney Spears, Celine Dion, or John Tesh song
10. If you purposely have a dog that would fit into a duffel bag
    

Today's Topic: Cars

Do you drive a cool car? I doubt it. Non-cool cars/things car related:

1. Any car that is Gold or Yellow
2. Cars with pin stripes
3. Pontiac Aztec's. If you have one please drive straight to a car dealer and lose it. If it is Yellow please set it free off a cliff.
4. Cars with hub caps. This is OK if you have a cheap car. This is not OK if you buy a real car and do not opt for real rims.
5. Leaving the Dealer license tag frame on the car after taking the car home. Seriously? You left yours on? It looks ridiculous.
6. Even worse, leaving the sticker of the Dealership on the back of the car. This looks awful. Go outside and remove it right now. I will wait.
7. The Chrysler 300M. This is not a cool car. This is a ridiculous looking junky car. Trust me, people are only looking at you to see who actually walked into a Chrysler dealership and thought, "that is a nice looking car, I think I will buy it". Really? You thought it looked good? Seriously? Did you also think it was well built?
8. Honor Student stickers. No one cares less about your kid than the person driving behind you.
9. People that will only buy American cars. I am sure my Acura has more American supplied parts than any "American" car out there. Many are made in Canada and Mexico. Get over it.
10. People that buy the undercoating on a new car and think they got a good deal on the car. You didn't.
11. PT Cruisers.
12. Chevy HHR and SSR
13. People who stop a football fields length behind the person in front of them at a red light.