Things For Guys

1. Not cool if you drive a VW Beetle
   
2. Wear pants that are patchwork or pastel in color
3. Have a cell phone that is red or any color other than black, gray, silver, or dark blue
   
4. Carry a man bag
5. Keep your keys and/or wallet attached to your jeans via a chain of some kind
6. Wear t-shirts representing beers and especially bad beers (e.g. Bud, Miller Lite, etc.)
7. Drink bad beers (e.g. Bud, Miller Lite, Coors, most other mass produced American beers)
8. If you yell "Number 1" or hold up one finger in the air at a ball game whenever your team does something decent but in reality your team sucks and is not even ranked
   
9. If you can name a single Britney Spears, Celine Dion, or John Tesh song
10. If you purposely have a dog that would fit into a duffel bag
    

Topic #3 - Fashion

1. People who wear calculator watches. I actually see people wearing these in actual work meetings. There is no excuse for this. They were only cool for about 1 week about 25 years ago.
2. Shoes and belt colors that do not match. I am a guy and even get this one.
   
3. Short sleeve dress shirts. It is not a dress shirt if it is short sleeved. It looks ridiculous. I don't care if you live in Florida.
4. Worse....wearing a tie with a short sleeved shirt
5. Patchwork pants. I actually saw this once. At work. When we teased you we were not kidding. They looked moronic.
6. Jean shorts (jorts)
   
7. Sleeveless shirts. This is not normal behavior.
8. Double denim. Jean jackets with jeans. Not cool.
   
9. Bow ties. If your not wearing a tux you shouldn't be wearing a bow tie.
10. A picture of your animal printed on your shirt. Very uncool.
11. Socks with Sandals
12. Crocs on men. I don't really get the purpose of those things.
    

Topic #3 - Fashion

Due to populate demand (1 request) the next topic will be fashion. Check back in a couple days. Any other suggestions?