Showing posts with label Jobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jobs. Show all posts

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Jobs

  1. If your job involves calling people for the purpose of selling something, surveying, or telling me who to vote for
  2. If you make money based on sales from a pyramid situation
  3. If you peddle vacation cruises for "free" plus port fees, flight to port, and "other fees"
  4. If you sell timeshares
  5. If you are a cold-calling stock or commodities broker...slimy
  6. Realtors who call sellers and use market scare tactics
  7. Car sales people who know less about the cars they sell than the customer....there are many of you
  8. The person that has been holding the sign on the corner telling me about the golf store closing sale for the last three years
  9. The person who has to yell "welcome to Moe's"
  10. The person that drives the car that looks like a giant rat