Have a cell phone that is red or any color other than black, gray, silver, or dark blue
Carry a man bag
Keep your keys and/or wallet attached to your jeans via a chain of some kind
Wear t-shirts representing beers and especially bad beers (e.g. Bud, Miller Lite, etc.)
Drink bad beers (e.g. Bud, Miller Lite, Coors, most other mass produced American beers)
If you yell "Number 1" or hold up one finger in the air at a ball game whenever your team does something decent but in reality your team sucks and is not even ranked
If you can name a single Britney Spears, Celine Dion, or John Tesh song
If you purposely have a dog that would fit into a duffel bag
game whenever your team does something decent but in reality your team sucks and is not even ranked
