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Things For Guys
- Not cool if you drive a VW Beetle
- Wear pants that are patchwork or pastel in color
- Have a cell phone that is red or any color other than black, gray, silver, or dark blue
- Carry a man bag
- Keep your keys and/or wallet attached to your jeans via a chain of some kind
- Wear t-shirts representing beers and especially bad beers (e.g. Bud, Miller Lite, etc.)
- Drink bad beers (e.g. Bud, Miller Lite, Coors, most other mass produced American beers)
- If you yell "Number 1" or hold up one finger in the air at a ball
game whenever your team does something decent but in reality your team sucks and is not even ranked
- If you can name a single Britney Spears, Celine Dion, or John Tesh song
- If you purposely have a dog that would fit into a duffel bag
5 comments:
OMG, tell em they don't still make patchwork pants, the first time around was a grave mistake, LOL.
Omg, I just threw up in my mouth. Honey, this is funny! I adore you with your funny sense of humor...
Okay, I should have put this in my own confessional, but this is the first time I looked at your blog.
Yeah, let Rony deal with me... however, now I know whose blog to stalk.. You're funnier than she gives you credit for. And the blog rocks... Tell AAAAAnuld "I'll be back"
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What about the manpri (capri pants for men)? Can you please warn the world away from these. Men are actually wearing these in Florida!
My husband agrees 100% with you.
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