- Using words like earthy, nutty, complex, or oakey to detail your drinking experience. They're f-ing grapes.
- Molesting the glass of wine before drinking it. Caressing the glass while you stare at it and then you start swirling it, tilting it, sticking your face in it. Get a room.
- Swishing it in your mouth like Listerine
- Disguising your nightly drinking of wine as a connoisseur instead of just wanting to get blitzed because your life sucks
- Talking about the life of a grape by describing how it has over come adversity, like it's MLK.
- Not having a scientifically modified super palette, but still purchasing $1000 bottles because you can tell the difference
- Using wine paring expertise to convince you there is a perfect wine to go with your Froot Loops.
Friday, November 7, 2008
Wine Guy
By Andy G.
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Rony does all of these. I mean, is there any doubt? Especially cradling the oversized glass.
Since you brought it up, I hate designers that use the words:
organic, marrying designs, juxtaposition, etc. Give me a break. It's furniture. When did "price" become "pricepoint"???????
If the staff in a store tell me somethings pricepoint, I am in a store I can't afford.
You are her best kept secret. Funny as heck too! I wish you'd post more often.
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