Topic #3 - Fashion

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Topic #2 - Cats

1. It is not cool to call your cat during your lunch hour and speak to them over the answering machine. "Did you eat all your food Snuggles?", "Mommy will be home in a few hours." Please stop.
2. People who walk their cats on a leash. This is ridiculous.
3. People who talk about their cats like they are human children.
4. People who leave money to their cats when they die.
5. People who have posters of cats hanging in their office.
6. People who celebrate their cat's birthday and invite other people's cats to attend the party.
7. People who have pictures of their cats without an accompanying human being next to them in the picture.
8. People who have professional pictures made with their cats
9. People who dress up their cats
10. If your cat has a MySpace page you are not cool and probably have much bigger issues
    

Some of you ARE cool

Many of you commented that you are not cool because you drive minivans or other kid-friendly vehicles. I am declaring you cool just for calling yourself out.

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Today's Topic: Cars

Do you drive a cool car? I doubt it. Non-cool cars/things car related:

1. Any car that is Gold or Yellow
2. Cars with pin stripes
3. Pontiac Aztec's. If you have one please drive straight to a car dealer and lose it. If it is Yellow please set it free off a cliff.
4. Cars with hub caps. This is OK if you have a cheap car. This is not OK if you buy a real car and do not opt for real rims.
5. Leaving the Dealer license tag frame on the car after taking the car home. Seriously? You left yours on? It looks ridiculous.
6. Even worse, leaving the sticker of the Dealership on the back of the car. This looks awful. Go outside and remove it right now. I will wait.
7. The Chrysler 300M. This is not a cool car. This is a ridiculous looking junky car. Trust me, people are only looking at you to see who actually walked into a Chrysler dealership and thought, "that is a nice looking car, I think I will buy it". Really? You thought it looked good? Seriously? Did you also think it was well built?
8. Honor Student stickers. No one cares less about your kid than the person driving behind you.
9. People that will only buy American cars. I am sure my Acura has more American supplied parts than any "American" car out there. Many are made in Canada and Mexico. Get over it.
10. People that buy the undercoating on a new car and think they got a good deal on the car. You didn't.
11. PT Cruisers.
12. Chevy HHR and SSR
13. People who stop a football fields length behind the person in front of them at a red light.
    

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