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Topic #2 - Cats
- It is not cool to call your cat during your lunch hour and speak to them over the answering machine. "Did you eat all your food Snuggles?", "Mommy will be home in a few hours." Please stop.
- People who walk their cats on a leash. This is ridiculous.
- People who talk about their cats like they are human children.
- People who leave money to their cats when they die.
- People who have posters of cats hanging in their office.
- People who celebrate their cat's birthday and invite other people's cats to attend the party.
- People who have pictures of their cats without an accompanying human being next to them in the picture.
- People who have professional pictures made with their cats
- People who dress up their cats
- If your cat has a MySpace page you are not cool and probably have much bigger issues
7 comments:
Okay, I must agree with you on ALL of these. In fact, how about add 'anyone who OWNS a cat'. LOL I'm a dog lover, check out my latest post. Dogs are good for SOMETHING. Mine are 'fierce protectors'. They'll save my butt one day. What's a cat going to do? Oh yeah, I forgot, lick itself. Hmmmph! :P
Ha ha...you are cracking me up! We don't own a cat but our neighbors have one and Annslee loves it. Hey, this is the best way to do it!
Ok, first of all, I am cool. But I did want to take a picture of my cat with a witch hat on. I can see now that that is a huge mistake and alter my status...so I'll refrain. I pass all of the other stuff though.
Amen! I won't mention that pre-children we used to dress the dog up in reindeer antlers for the holidays... Now only the kids wear antlers.
Oh this was a good, I laughed so hard I cried!!
I don't have a cat, but I do like them. I would never have a party for one either! And as much as I love my dog, I wouldn't have a party for her either. But I do put a little sweater on her. :)
Thanks for the laugh!!!
Steffie B! You must say your hail mary's!! Lol... You are a trip.
Hey, hey back off on the kitty attack. I love cats and I do have a picture of my cat by himself. He is a member of my family. He is also probably smarter than most family members but that's another topic.
I have not seen anyone leave any money to their cat (which they should) but I have seen Leona Hemsley leave a fortune to Mr. Trouble, her little white dog. So don't be accusing cat owners of being crazy, that department belongs to dog owners.
I also have to mention I own 2 parrots. I have not had any luck in dressing them up.
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